Stand-Up in San Antonio!

Laugh Out Loud, Majestic and Empire All Have Comedy Shows This Weekend!

Thursday, November 5, 2026

Sun/Moon:

Sunrise: 6:50 AM

Sunset: 5:44 PM

Moonrise: 3:24 AM

Moon: Waning Crescent 15%

Weather:

Partly cloudy this morning. Overcast in the afternoon. High near 81. Low tonight around 59.

Sunny and slightly cooler tomorrow. Friday’s high reaching 76.

River floating conditions:

Guadalupe & San Marcos: Below ideal. Frio: Water is low. Comal: Above ideal.

Today:

Lenny Pearce at The Aztec Theatre at 6 PM.

Chingo Bling at 7:30 PM at Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club.

Grateful Shred at Stable Hall at The Pearl at 8 PM.

Friday:

Bands of America: San Antonio Super Regional Championship Prelims at 9 AM at the Alamodome.

Zach Willimas at the Majestic Theatre at 7 PM.

Doja Cat & Latto at 7:30 PM at Frost Bank Center.

Saturday:

Nikki Glasser at 7 PM at the Majestic Theatre.

UTSA Roadrunners Ice Hockey hosts TCU at Northwoods Ice Center at 7 PM.

Chingo Bling 7 and 9:30 PM at Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club.

Attractions:

SeaWorld is open Thursday & Friday 11 AM to 6 PM. Saturday 10:30 AM to 6 PM. Sunday 11 to 6.

Six Flags Fiesta Texas is open Saturday 12 Noon to 7 PM. Sunday 12 Noon to 6 PM.

San Antonio Zoo is open daily from 9 AM to 5 PM. Saturday 12 Noon to 5 PM.

Kiddie Park at the Zoo is open from 9 AM to 5 PM Friday through Sunday.

The Witte Museum is open Mon 10 to 5, Tues 10 to 6, Wed-Sat 10 to 5, and Sunday Noon to 5 PM.

The Briscoe Western Art Museum is open Thursday 10A to 8P. Friday through Monday 10A to 5P.

The DoSeum is open Mon, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat from 9 AM to 5 PM. Sunday from 12 to 5 PM.

Morgan’s Wonderland is closed for the season.